LITTLE JOHNNY DIGS A HOLE

One day little Johnny was digging a hole in his back yard.
The next-door neighbor spotted him and decided to investigate.

"Hello Johnny, what are you up to?" he asked.

"My goldfish died and I'm gonna bury him," Johnny replied.

"That's a really big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" asked the neighbor.

"That's because he's inside your cat!"

Contact: webmaster@littlejohnnyjoke.com
© 2003 www.littlejohnnyjoke.com Little Johnny jokes appearing on this site are in the public domain.
Little Johnny jokes appearing out of nowhere are only in your mind, and you should seek professional help.
Last modified: June 13, 2003

If you like this site, you'll love: momma-joke.com